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uNF!Hello. I'm alive. Happy belated all this years previous holidays, and just in case I don't get back to you anytime soon, happy rest of the years holidays.
That being said, I think it only fair to tell you that I wish I had a waterbed, some baby oil, and a smexy man to play slip and slide with. Yeah. I am no longer asexual. My neighbours ass gets better looking by the day, and my libido is in overdrive. I could write a book on naughty fantasies now. My dreams...oh dear lord, I hate waking up.
Ah...there's just something about walls...and couches...and scarves...
24/7 baby. I got the lust bug bad. Not love, I don't give a crap about him as a person. But man... the man's built like THE friggin' ROCK with blue eyes and brown hair.
Sadly, he's got a girlfriend. I can only look. And have been for months. I'm too afraid to talk to him. One: He's muscley. Two: I might says something dumb like "Will you tie me up and let me be your slave?" or something similiar. Now I know what a monk feels like in public. Imagine...there you are...all chaste and crap 'cause of your vows, and BAM, some hot young thing walks by in a mini-skirt and boobs a jiggling, practically falling out of her indecent shirt, and her legs go on and on and on.
So to shock everyone I shall finish this with something very simple.
Annie is fucking horny.
Gah, I can't wait for him to move. >.<
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